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Which Roger Moore as James Bond movie sucks the least?

I think my fave Roger Moore James Bond was The Spy Who Loved Me. But mostly because lady spies are so sexy, and Barbara Bach did it so well. (In fact, nobody does it better.)

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What is your quest?

To find the princess. But she always seems to be in another castle.

I think she is avoiding me.

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No offense, but why would an African Swallowtail or man need an answer catcher anyway? One would surmise which of the following: A) The African Butterfly is a farce. B) The Man is a farce. C) The Answer Catcher is the mastermind.

Oye. Well, there are so many variables here, I can’t even begin to answer this question. First, I need to know, a) the wingspan of the African Swallowtail, b) whether or not it was indeed an African Swallowtail or a European Swallowtail, and c) whether or not they could carry an answer-catcher across great distances. It all depends on their migratory patterns. Overall, A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound answer catcher.

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Can you believe its not butter?

I know, right? I thought it was chemicals like Vegetable mono- and diglycerides suspended in butterfat!

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I’ll reask this, since I think the point is answers, not vague dance-arounds… How old are you?

Okay. Enough bandying about. No more lollygagging. I’ll give you a straight answer. I am.. —e;goisdn.,gjhs’lgkh;lib /connection terminated/

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Can you believe its not butter?

I know, right? I thought it was chemicals like Vegetable mono- and diglycerides suspended in butterfat!

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The Superbowl is boring. Ask me anything. http://formspring.me/awelfle

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Some days I wake up and I think I’m gonna start wearing a beret. But I dont do it. But I will someday, you betcha… I think you should too. We could be beret buddies, you can hang in my crib. What do you think?

THIS IS THE BEST IDEA I’VE HEARD ALL DAY.

And to give you some perspective, today has also included this idea: “Those stuffed mushrooms look gluten-free. You should try some!”

And they were delicious.

Beret buddies it is! I want mine to be tweed.

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Do you do any art? Post it anywhere?

I like to think that every situation in my life is a work of improv performance art, so art is anywhere and everywhere that I am. It’s a good thing that my name’s not Arthur, or else the world would just implode with my artiness.

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What is your favorite place to be in solitude, and why is it your favorite?

I like to be in solitude at home, on the couch, watching Good Eats, but only if Katie and Sachen are there. The best kind of solitude is the kind you can share with family.

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